All I want for Christmas is pizza

ask-cristice:

I drew a butt reply to this


thx queen

ask-cristice:

I drew a butt reply to this

thx queen

ask-the-kyman:

the-perks-of-being-a-healthblr:

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)

These photosets keep circulating and they make me so happy. Because constantly I feel afraid about things I enjoy or do and these make me feel so much better

the last one is so accurate to me

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

You could, like, you know... read a boooooooooooook. Unless you're not into that sort of thang, its coo, no harm no foul.

yeh I’m just watching Futurama now

Depends. What are your rates?

idk it would be a pay-what-you-want with some sort of minimum number, since they’d all be colored lines + flat color. c:

Would anyone be interested in a commission? Because I have no idea what to draw and way too much free time…

Since we first met I have loved you with whatever I had to love you with.
Zelda to Scott, 1935 (via fitzgeraldquotes)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra